Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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