YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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