Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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