I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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