My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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