Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
BRING THE BAGELS
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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