As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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