You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
as a side note pls kill me
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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