Define "chronic" masturbator.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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