Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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