That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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