It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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