we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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