And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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