your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
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You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He shit in the fireplace
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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