none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Plan B is the new Plan A
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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