So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
they need to just BURY HIM!
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Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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