Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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