what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
What a dumb baby whore.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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