Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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