toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She bit a glass in half.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
be right there i have to get my cape
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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