I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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