Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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