oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
