Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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