Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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