If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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