Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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