I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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