He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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