im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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