This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
is wine microwaveable?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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