what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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