and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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