I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You're so nebulous sometimes
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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