remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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