What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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