If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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