I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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