so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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