My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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