So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I'm eating all of the evidence.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted