And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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