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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!

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  Hahahaha

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  make that 40.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...

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• (714): View more from California

  The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you

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• (284): View more from British V.I.-Carib

  they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.

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  I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  It was a blind-side dick pic.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?

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