No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
In other news, I just burned my penis
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation