I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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