I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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