Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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