Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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