Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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