i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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