Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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