I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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