great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
