do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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