i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Someone shit on the floor
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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