Pregnant stripper...not hot.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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