No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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